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Francis's Bitch-Land
Days in the life of a femme-boi named Francis
Created on 2003-04-05 17:16:59 (#987796), last updated 2007-03-26
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Basic Info| Name: | Francis, biotch. |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 10-26 |
| Location: | Copeland, Florida, United States |
BioCome on. Everyone knows the status-y crap comes first. ;)
Name: Francis
Sex: male [I'm not a female. NOT a female]
Age: 16
Appearance: Stomach-length dirrrrty blonde hair, blue eyes, 5'6, a generally sarcastic expression with lots of eyeliner, and I'm known to wear a dress. But I'm not a trannie. Or gay, for that matter [not that I have anything against them, or something dumb like that]. So yeah.
Favorite band: London After Midnight! XD
Favorite color: Black, like Isabella's hair. Honey, like Nai's eyes. Maroon like John's wacky trenchcoat. Crimson, like Prudence's lips. Gray, like Bernard's gloominess. Pink like...well, just about everything having to do with Pinkie. :P And neon clear, like the gems in Victoire's enormous jewelry. ...all the other colors can fuck off. :P
Friends [not like anyone actually knows these people...]: Bernard, Isabella, John, Damian, Pinkie, Nai, Victoire [the coolest 60 year old woman I know], and Prudence. My little posse, hommie G.
Now for the Francis FAQ [As Glam Boy would put it, frequently annoying questions]:
Q: If you're a guy, why do you look so much like a chick?
A: Will you people not be satisfied with my lack of boobs and the fact that I have a penis? Freakin' A...
Q: How come you're always holding a cigarette but no one ever sees you smoke it?
A: Because I only take puffs when people aren't watching, dumbass! Duh! DUH!!!
Q: But I saw you smoking the other day...
A: You...saw...nothing! ::bursts into tears::
Q: Are you gay?
A: No.
Q: Are you straight?
A: No.
Q: But if you're not gay, and you're not straight, does that mean you're...
A: Bisexual.
Q: D0 U hAv3 A gUrLfrEnd????11
A: Yes. This is her --->
Isn't she cute?
Q: Is that really your hair color?
A: Of course it is. I bought it.
Q: Are you a goth?
A: I had no idea people still asked such questions.
Q: Well, are you?
A: Go drink clorox.
Q: Okay, where is it?
A: Under the kitchen sink.
This...is Sean Brennan. He is my idol. I want to have his babies.
Name: Francis
Sex: male [I'm not a female. NOT a female]
Age: 16
Appearance: Stomach-length dirrrrty blonde hair, blue eyes, 5'6, a generally sarcastic expression with lots of eyeliner, and I'm known to wear a dress. But I'm not a trannie. Or gay, for that matter [not that I have anything against them, or something dumb like that]. So yeah.
Favorite band: London After Midnight! XD
Favorite color: Black, like Isabella's hair. Honey, like Nai's eyes. Maroon like John's wacky trenchcoat. Crimson, like Prudence's lips. Gray, like Bernard's gloominess. Pink like...well, just about everything having to do with Pinkie. :P And neon clear, like the gems in Victoire's enormous jewelry. ...all the other colors can fuck off. :P
Friends [not like anyone actually knows these people...]: Bernard, Isabella, John, Damian, Pinkie, Nai, Victoire [the coolest 60 year old woman I know], and Prudence. My little posse, hommie G.
Now for the Francis FAQ [As Glam Boy would put it, frequently annoying questions]:
Q: If you're a guy, why do you look so much like a chick?
A: Will you people not be satisfied with my lack of boobs and the fact that I have a penis? Freakin' A...
Q: How come you're always holding a cigarette but no one ever sees you smoke it?
A: Because I only take puffs when people aren't watching, dumbass! Duh! DUH!!!
Q: But I saw you smoking the other day...
A: You...saw...nothing! ::bursts into tears::
Q: Are you gay?
A: No.
Q: Are you straight?
A: No.
Q: But if you're not gay, and you're not straight, does that mean you're...
A: Bisexual.
Q: D0 U hAv3 A gUrLfrEnd????11
A: Yes. This is her --->
Isn't she cute?
Q: Is that really your hair color?
A: Of course it is. I bought it.
Q: Are you a goth?
A: I had no idea people still asked such questions.
Q: Well, are you?
A: Go drink clorox.
Q: Okay, where is it?
A: Under the kitchen sink.
This...is Sean Brennan. He is my idol. I want to have his babies.
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andrew eldritch, androgeny, bauhaus, black waltz, christian death, cinema strange, cloves, current 93, death in june, dogma, eddie, elegant gothic lolita, eyeliner, eyeshadow, friends, gay for pay, girls, grim faeries, joe s., joy division, ladytron, london after midnight, masturbation, narcissism, narcolepsia, peter murphy, premature ejaculation, rocky horror picture show, rozz williams, sean brennan, shadow project, siouxsie & the banshees, switchblade symphony, tamlyn, the brides, the chameleons, the fair bitch project, the sisters of mercy, thongs, vaginas
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